
Looking at household scraps ready for discard or recycling, like many gamers, i often wonder what they can be turned into.
I deconstructed this used-up underarm deodorant into its parts and after a good soak to degrease them and remove any fragrance, started to prepare the shapely plastic body into a standing stone for larger figures.
Tip: I thought I might have to use a saw to separate the proposed Menhir section but the weak point is the roller ball, attack this with sharp points of sprue cutters and soon it will all be in pieces. Some of these pieces have gone in the spares box such as the cog or propellor looking thing.

I checked the Maya / Aztec / Inca standing stones but their Stele pillars were more four square. However looking online and on Pinterest at Menhirs across Europe, I spotted many examples that matched this shape.
Using a 54mm figure of one of my passing Armada Spaniards in the absence to hand of any Romans or Gauls, I checked the size / scale. Not too outlandish …
To make the Plastic more accepting of Acrylic paint, I used sandpaper to rough up its surface and that of a plastic lid base. I then applied black Acrylic as undercoat.
Stone Grey, Gunship Grey and Panzer Grey Revell Aquacolor Acrylic was then applied thickly or drybrushed to give the weathered look.
I considered briefly how to cut into the Menhir edges with some runes or ogham letters to make it an inscribed stone but didn’t do this in the end.
The final touch was “Much Flocking on the Henge” (can one menhir make a Henge, much as one swallow doesn’t make a summer?)
I found my Timpo Romans and a passing Viking doing his best Celtic / Gaulish impression – fine multiple plastic casting Timpo figures from my childhood. A handful of seasoned veteran warrior remain on either side.
And to celebrate the greatest Menhir delivery service of all time … some required reading other than Rosemary Sutcliff’s historical fiction Roman books.

So another very cheap part of my Full Metal Hic Jacet ongoing Romans and Celts / Britons project …
Blog posted by Mark Man of TIN 22/23 November 2020.
Quality literature there 🙂
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Words as well as pictures …
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I’ve read somewhere that the English language versions can be funnier than the originals 🙂
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The puns are a joy that I could understand as funny (but not always why) as a young child. Anthem Bell and team – genius!
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/oct/18/anthea-bell-magnificent-translator-of-asterix-and-kafka-dies-aged-82#img-1
And
https://scroll.in/article/898780/translating-asterix-jokes-and-puns-the-genius-of-anthea-bell-and-derek-hockridge
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Nice work.
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Thanks Pat – cheap joy! Not sure if I’ll go for the full Stone – Henge look …
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Are you changing your name to Menhir of Plastic by any chance?
An excellent idea that has me waiting breathlessly for my household to produce such waste. A ring of them would be interesting to see or at least a few together. You could lay something horizontally on the top of four and produce a dolmen.
When out walking locally I have noticed large clippings in gardens which I feel could work in a similar way in outdoor railways or even on gaming tables.
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Just turn up the heating, keep undermining your family’s confidence in their body odour and sweat status with a few well aimed comments, then keep watching the bin and you will have a Henge in no time …
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That’s a very nice standing stone. My brother used to live inside a stone circle and when I would visit we’d always pat the stones whenever we walked around the whole site.
Loved the old Asterix books. I’m henging my bets that they’ll be more of these. Menhir a true word spoken in jest! Etc, etc…
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” Hmm. Circle of Stones – Interesting place to live, is it not. Powerful according to some it is.”
P.S. With awful puns like yours, you could have been an Asterix translator …
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