Toy Soldiers is an intriguing and funny little film, only six minutes long, made in Canada in 1999 (based around a toy soldier poem or anecdote by Al Rae), all about a young Al’s desire to own a certain rare cereal box toy soldier Teutonic Knight to complete his collection.

Synopsis – “A young boy, desperate to complete his set of toy soldiers, betrays a friend to get what he wants.” Creative team – Writer/producer: Catherine May Director: Jackie May
You can watch the film free here: https://nsifilms.ca/toy-soldiers/
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253831/
The figures are familiar Timpo figures, displayed on egg box plinths
Union American Civil War, Waterloo British, Indian Chief, Arab Warrior, Confederate Civil War, American War of Independnce British, Eighth Army, Waterloo Scots Piper, Waterloo Prussian …
and to complete the set the long sought Teutonic Knight who lived at the top of a Lego stand at the house of Brian, young Al’s rival collector who has a complete set.
These Timpo figures were familiar figures from my 1970s childhood, bought in Action Packs and recently reissued by Toyway (now shut).
Glasgow born poet writer and film actor Al Rae (who narrates the film and plays himself as an adult) now lives in Canada and is now known as Lara Rae, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Rae “Lara Rae (born 1963 in Glasgow, Scotlan), formerly known as Al Rae, is a Canadian comedian, best known as the longtime artistic director of the Winnipeg Comedy Festival and as a performer on the CBC Radio One comedy series The Debaters…”
Blog posted by Mark Man of TIN, 19 September 2021
Really enjoyed the film, brought a smile to my face over breakfast today. Thanks for posting.
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Smart little film, with a clever punchline. (No plot spoilers).
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Excellent film. Is it shameful that some soldier collector part of me willed him never to give that Teutonic knight back?
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Teutonic Knight is what that one will remain christened.
Even worse, dropping the spare Prussian down the drain …
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I admit, I had to turn away at the point.
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That was quite a clever ending, I will express no more.
Michael
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